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Old 02-12-2018, 06:00 PM   #32721
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Jesus christ I fucking hate that outlook on life and marriage.


I think if my greatest fear is saying, “hey babe we’re out of red onions” only to be told “they’re in the basket, idiot.” I’m not doing to bad.
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Old 02-13-2018, 07:32 AM   #32722
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Remember you're on the same team, and you're both trying your best.
Call me an optimist.
I prefer something like this.
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Old 02-13-2018, 08:08 AM   #32723
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I think if my greatest fear is saying, “hey babe we’re out of red onions” only to be told “they’re in the basket, idiot.” I’m not doing to bad.
i get asked where shit is all the time. some times i understand because its odd items that i buy and put away. Getting asked where the Advil is, or even better, where is the ladder, makes me crazy.
Advil would be in a medicine cabinet and i feel a ladder is a big object that can be seen and is only in so many places. lol
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:11 AM   #32724
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Jeezus H. Fucking Christ.... talk about being misunderstood.

IT'S A JOKE, PEOPLE!!!! Try reading it with that in mind.



Look, my parents got divorced when I was 14. Terrific age to see a married couple in screaming arguments about utterly stupid, pointless crap, I can tell you.

I just let go of the little stuff that doesn't mean diddly. That's all it is. She lets me do my thing, I let her do her thing, we don't hold grudges or go to bed angry, and if she wants to win a silly argument just to say she did that's fine with me.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:14 AM   #32725
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First Lesson of Marriage:

It's kind of like the Catholic idea of Original Sin: The moment you're conceived you're a sinner, despite the fact that you haven't done anything.

The marriage equivalent for husbands is this: The moment you say "I do" you're wrong. You've always been wrong, you'll always be wrong, even if you haven't said or done anything at all. You've screwed up, period, because that's part of the job description. Doesn't matter if you were in another state, asleep, in orbit... doesn't make any difference. It's your fault, whatever it is.

The sooner you understand and accept this, the happier your marriage will be. Your first order of business is to apologize for... well, everything. All the time.

Going on 32 years here and we're still together, largely because of this.

I have been married and I am now divorced. I hope I never have this view on Marriage. Marriage is a partnership, a working together for mutual growth.
Not a servitude towards one's spouse. That can lead to resentment and ultimate failure. Unless your goal in life is to grovel at someones feet., then the original quote can work for you.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:35 AM   #32726
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i get asked where shit is all the time. some times i understand because its odd items that i buy and put away. Getting asked where the Advil is, or even better, where is the ladder, makes me crazy.
Advil would be in a medicine cabinet and i feel a ladder is a big object that can be seen and is only in so many places. lol
You married Joe... Welcome to a lifetime of these questions.

Remember, you're dealing with the same person who get their drone out of their trunk to see how far the highway traffic jam extends.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:36 AM   #32727
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:40 AM   #32728
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^ 5 days after everyone saw it on FB and IG... Bravo
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:55 AM   #32729
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:55 AM   #32730
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^ 5 days after everyone saw it on FB and IG... Bravo
I didn't see it on FB and i don't scroll though IG like some.

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