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    Kid in my dorm floor in college used to take off his pants when he shit, so he could spread his legs I guess. He would take off one shoe, and remove that leg from the pants. So underneath the stall door, you'd see one socked foot, and one pant leg strewn across the filthy dorm bathroom floor usually into the adjacent stall.

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    I roll up my sleeve prior to shitting out of fear that the cuff will strafe through mud valley when I wipe.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by db79 View Post
    What's the reason for taking off shirt while shitting?
    That way it doesn't interfere with caressing and twisting your own nipples

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    Quote Originally Posted by db79 View Post
    What's the reason for taking off shirt while shitting?
    Not really sure. Just felt right.
    -Darek

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    Ok wtf....never heard of this before until reading it here, and then I walk in the men's room at work tonight and a guy going into the stall was taking his shirt off.....
    everything is simple to a simple mind!!! (think about it)

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    Two reasonable explanations:
    1. Dude reads BORN.
    2. Dude experienced a catastrophic event when the bottom of his shirt got in between the hand with the tissue and a crappy asshole.
    You pick one you think is more plausible. [emoji12]
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    I crap in the same stall every day at work.
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    When exiting the shower...I always find and use the tag end of the towel and always use that end to dry my hair.
    Get comfortable being uncomfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
    5. When taking a shit in the public toilet, i first spit on the seat and then wipe it with toilet paper and i always say in my head "i rather sit on my own spit then on someone elses ass prints"
    Every time I poop in a public toilet I still laugh about this.

    Currently pooping at some customers hotel.
    -Gabe, is a racist.

    Matt 9/19/10

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    still TPing the hell out of seats
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    WHOA


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