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    Thumbs up Quotes by Noel Thread

    Thanks to Noel I have spit coffee on my pc, Ipad and droid more times then I can count.

    This is thread dedicated to Noel-isms and/or quotes by that little tea bagger.

    So go dig em up and post em up this should be good for a laugh.

    Caution: do not consume hot liquids while reading this thread.


    Heres the one that set me off today


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    "I could have the cleanest nuts on the planet... but I bet you still wouldn't want them on your stuff."




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    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post


    Fuckin black guys...


    Jenni, if you smeared KFC grease on your newly found fat ass, he'd quit his job, make you buy him a gold tooth, and move right in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    Those guys ride in the premier class of motorcycle racing. They are super-human individuals who wake up in the morning and piss excellence.



    You binned it in your first "yellow" session.





    No more posting about your crash experiences in this thread.
    This one had me rolling!

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    Originally posted by GixerJockey]
    "Joe once told me that white girls with big asses are like "Black Guy Kryptonite". "


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    Not an online quote, something he said to my genius IQ level dog a while back

    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey
    You're just a big bag of stupid aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by soofle616 View Post
    Not an online quote, something he said to my genius IQ level dog a while back

    To be fair... that dog is super sweet...


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    We're giving Noel his own thread now? Great just what he needs, a bigger ego.

    Although, to be fair his ego is the biggest thing about him so I guess he can have this one
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    Call Me: Noel
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I just noticed this. I mean I know you have been spewing crap for a while about racing but does this mean you are actually going to put up and be there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    Jesus, you get butt-hurt faster than a midget as his first gay gang bang.
    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    Who? Chris?

    Yea, he's an asshole. He hogs all the free air with that fucking beak he's got.
    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    No... He just got fucked pretty good in Florida. (see fb)
    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    You're right... let's go back to picking on Steve. Cause at least when Preteen crashes... he runs over the guy that caused it, instead of pointing fingers on a forum.

    All in one thread...

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    Haha I like this!
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