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    Default Should I wipe my ass with sandpaper?

    Well? Should I?
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    Aluminum oxide or silicon carbide?
    What grit you have in mind?
    How did the poop rate on the Bristol stool scale?

    Too many variables for a definite answer at this point.

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    You can also use bleach to stay hydrated and make the world a better place

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    Thank you for that advice but really unless you’re going to recommend a quality windshield wiper blade I’m not interested.
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    You can use sandpaper dipped in bleach wrapped around a quality windshield wiper too if you want. Hell you can ceramic coat the whole thing while you’re at it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninja fruit View Post
    Well? Should I?
    *you're

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    *you're
    Gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    *you're
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    Gay
    *too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
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    Yes . “Course”with a belt sander
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